50 Secrets About Yourself. Be HONEST no matter what.
1. What is your natural hair color?
Brown with specs of grey. How dull, right?
2. Where was your ID pic taken?
The dA avatar? It's from Looney Tunes.
3. What's your middle name?
4. Your current relationship status?
I have a lady friend. I think she was dropped when she was little. Why else would she date me?
5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
She does. I'm one of the few people she actually likes.
6. What is your current mood?
Cold. Is that a mood?
7. What's the color of your underwear?
Black. Helps slim my otherwise overweight penis.
8. What is one thing that makes you happy?
Completing something or taking a huge shit.
9. Who was the last person you cuddled with?
The lady friend.
10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be?
"Invest in Google."
11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day?
A cat. I like a good sleep.
12. Ever had a near-death experience?
I think one time, when I was really young, I walked out into the parking lot. Wasn't paying attention and truck nearly hit me.
13. Something you do a lot?
14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
"Warrior of the Lost World" theme
15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
Mariah Carrey, though the years are different.
17. When was the last time you cried?
Earlier this week.
18. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
Yes. I used to be in choir when I was younger. I hated gym and that was the alternative.
19. If you could have one superpower what would it be?
20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Facing me? The face. Facing away? Ass.
21. What's your biggest secret?
Short films & comics I made when I was younger. They're all horrible.
22. What's your favorite color?
23. When was the last time you lied?
On this quiz. I don't want time manipulation. I want to be invisible.
24. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
I do. Better than a lot of sitcoms or reality shows. "I'd like to absolute her zero." [canned laughter]
25. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
Had a salad and some water. My half-ass way of staying in shape.
26. What's your favorite smell?
27. If you could describe life in one word what would it be?
Exciting from a distance, dull up-close.
Edit: I had to look the term up. Heisenberg Principle.
28. When was the last time you gave/received a hug?
29. Have you ever been kissed in the rain?
I don't think so.
30. What are you thinking about right now?
"I wish I had some A.D.D. pills so I could focus on this comic I want to make."
31. What should you be doing?
32. What was the last thing that made you upset?
Unemployment Benefits center. Give me my fucking money!
33. Do you like working in the yard?
34. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
35. Name 5 things in your closet:
A hoodie, suit jacket, button shirt, tie, and a pile of skeletons.
36. Do you act different around your crush/partner?
I do. Sometimes I want to tell her I'm not as emotionally strong as I appear, but I'm afraid that will hurt her view of me. I keep quiet.
37. When was the last time you slept with a stuffed animal?
Regularly? In high school.
38. How many times do you take a shower a week?
Every day. During puberty, I learned about body odor and it took me a while to make deodorant a regular thing in my schedule.
39. Do you brush your teeth everyday?
Yes, why wouldn't I?
40. Have you ever said something stupid in front of your crush?
41. Have you ever watched a hockey game?
Only in person. I wait for the fights to break out. It's the only good part about the thing.
42. Do you lie about your age?
On the internet? Yes. I say I'm older so people leave me alone.
43. Ever been jealous about something stupid?
Only those teens who got rich and famous.
44. Do you pick your nose?
The air in Alaska is dry. You more or less have to pick.
45. What's the one food you hate?
Can't think of anything at the moment.
46. What's the one junk food you cant live without?
Pizza. It's very flexible. Plain cheese? Meat Lovers? Veggies? MmmmMMM!
47. How old were you when you found out Santa was fake?
48. Have you ever blown your nose and looked inside the napkin?
Yes. Who doesn't?
49. Describe your favourite underwear you have?
Clean. That's the best kind.
50. Did you lie in any of these questions?
Tag 4 people and send them a note about it. and no tag-backs!
Fuck you! You're not my real dad!